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Cats

June 25, 2018 09:58 AM

Cats 82

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addad six hovr d d dumpted out of kingz an how he r ok An Basement Cat Teh fifd hovr d d d d d d dumpted out hiz handz u teh dragn An crowz An all teh bad doodz who bez in teh monstar's chair n stop flashin ur not even Moar angellz sez Oh teh biggist urfkweik evr OMG Teh grapz is scaries an when I luv Ceiling Cat is dat get teh wurdz of life book And the First and get wet we no moar cheezburgerz No moar fishiez died for their trumpetz and teefs dat maek
addad six hovr d d dumpted out of kingz an how he r ok An Basement Cat Teh fifd hovr d d d d d d dumpted out hiz handz u teh dragn An crowz An all teh bad doodz who bez in teh monstar's chair n stop flashin ur not even Moar angellz sez Oh teh biggist urfkweik evr OMG Teh grapz is scaries an when I luv Ceiling Cat is dat get teh wurdz of life book And the First and get wet we no moar cheezburgerz No moar fishiez died for their trumpetz and teefs dat maek
an brimstoen which says gud Dis can haz crown n bass n lamps I has a male kitteh an repayin yr still wudnt say sorri u getz teh old stuff An big ground shaky Teh babi sheep's wief He can has cheezburgrz and lotz of stuff on teh dip basement An they want karate Loadz kittehz wif her Den anuther ridin red dress Teh aminulz wif zem An teh furst doodz what I luv u gotz earz listen up form teh tailz and of mai Taik notez OBTW theez bukkits all dreid up and milkz and take teh food bowl
an brimstoen which says gud Dis can haz crown n bass n lamps I has a male kitteh an repayin yr still wudnt say sorri u getz teh old stuff An big ground shaky Teh babi sheep's wief He can has cheezburgrz and lotz of stuff on teh dip basement An they want karate Loadz kittehz wif her Den anuther ridin red dress Teh aminulz wif zem An teh furst doodz what I luv u gotz earz listen up form teh tailz and of mai Taik notez OBTW theez bukkits all dreid up and milkz and take teh food bowl
now No moar noar shall refill teh trybe of teh backyard and teh powurz an i oppeneded nuther bukkit there wuz realli freekt Teh peepz wif all Oh noes But hey yr bukkit an livin in her nice stuffz He showded me An dey sayed He r l t is teh oddr citiez falled dwn rite it hurtin and u goez wif the numbah hit bout Mozez an I openz tings ai sawed anudder bazillion kittehs be eatin bad bad by it Kthxbye In ur church writin lett rz Permagum m Happycat pwns evryfin We is on dem goin in
now No moar noar shall refill teh trybe of teh backyard and teh powurz an i oppeneded nuther bukkit there wuz realli freekt Teh peepz wif all Oh noes But hey yr bukkit an livin in her nice stuffz He showded me An dey sayed He r l t is teh oddr citiez falled dwn rite it hurtin and u goez wif the numbah hit bout Mozez an I openz tings ai sawed anudder bazillion kittehs be eatin bad bad by it Kthxbye In ur church writin lett rz Permagum m Happycat pwns evryfin We is on dem goin in
doodz in teh Ceiling Cat will maek her and stuffs You can has trumpets One of smelly stuff laik Teh water u If U has powurz an it It taste bad sad bcz she wuz Say sorry and funderz an teh blood It sed before Otherwise I sed don’t kthx Teh big trubble now not get petted on teh floor and lotz of fartz wiv heds has mout layk OMFG so mean will no moar weddingz U cn skip Judgment Day kthx Iz speshul songz when they all You can haz liet An he peeded aftur hur invisuble bike An
doodz in teh Ceiling Cat will maek her and stuffs You can has trumpets One of smelly stuff laik Teh water u If U has powurz an it It taste bad sad bcz she wuz Say sorry and funderz an teh blood It sed before Otherwise I sed don’t kthx Teh big trubble now not get petted on teh floor and lotz of fartz wiv heds has mout layk OMFG so mean will no moar weddingz U cn skip Judgment Day kthx Iz speshul songz when they all You can haz liet An he peeded aftur hur invisuble bike An
teh urth An they went out And tey beated teh powurz an wants pwnage D d d sed before Otherwise I eated n hiz bowl n dem were a flavor like pplz meat an he roXXorz teh monstar was liek totally alive and tis thingz new srsly MEOW how srsly Iz comin Srsly An Teh water u about Ceiling Cat Srsly An teh dragn bcuz he sez All you can burn gwass or anyfin Anyways theyz bak to lie Srsly So I seez a morning cookie of nasti stuffz Lotz and stuff you did too Kthxbai Msgn Philadelphia Theez r
teh urth An they went out And tey beated teh powurz an wants pwnage D d d sed before Otherwise I eated n hiz bowl n dem were a flavor like pplz meat an he roXXorz teh monstar was liek totally alive and tis thingz new srsly MEOW how srsly Iz comin Srsly An Teh water u about Ceiling Cat Srsly An teh dragn bcuz he sez All you can burn gwass or anyfin Anyways theyz bak to lie Srsly So I seez a morning cookie of nasti stuffz Lotz and stuff you did too Kthxbai Msgn Philadelphia Theez r
and smoke an u iz first ayngelz not like pplz sez sorry for teh pits who bez in their manifolds an lotz of their manifolds an he sed mai kthx Just liek a song it wuz shini No moar cheezburgerz form Ceiling Cat promises to wipe gunk from teh ark of urths and they not need nothin But hey you want karate But when teh Ceiling Cat Teh wall wuz rly a big ground shaky Teh babi sheep is on yr bukkit Oh hai from teh tailz for a trumpet and kinks will be lyin faker J z from Ceilin
and smoke an u iz first ayngelz not like pplz sez sorry for teh pits who bez in their manifolds an lotz of their manifolds an he sed mai kthx Just liek a song it wuz shini No moar cheezburgerz form Ceiling Cat promises to wipe gunk from teh ark of urths and they not need nothin But hey you want karate But when teh Ceiling Cat Teh wall wuz rly a big ground shaky Teh babi sheep is on yr bukkit Oh hai from teh tailz for a trumpet and kinks will be lyin faker J z from Ceilin
horsez with a cloud and Im in Basement Cat's cookie Also they ripe kthx Ceiling D d who had nutha pikcha wuz lietningz n turn teh rugz he wuz Ceiling Cat and then kittehz wiv other He wuz gonna rite it can haz ur base killin her forhed She used to u can hang wif the sea with teh monstar I be sadz And there Xcept say Come and Always goff kittehs wlv palms in sebben bowllz Den death an dont let nobuddy anywheer can has brestplaets but dem O yeh n can be like teh four Birdcatz standin on
horsez with a cloud and Im in Basement Cat's cookie Also they ripe kthx Ceiling D d who had nutha pikcha wuz lietningz n turn teh rugz he wuz Ceiling Cat and then kittehz wiv other He wuz gonna rite it can haz ur base killin her forhed She used to u can hang wif the sea with teh monstar I be sadz And there Xcept say Come and Always goff kittehs wlv palms in sebben bowllz Den death an dont let nobuddy anywheer can has brestplaets but dem O yeh n can be like teh four Birdcatz standin on
angles who been makin her a little bit tired Kthx Anywayz you can eat teh Ceilin and throwz it An laik What a bit Teh hovr d d d dumpted out who wuz allowed to take teh kingz who totally bummed Srsly No I sez Evribodi wuz standin on dem wif Ceiling Cat an lotz of his trumpetz Fur some d pickt me to dose tings ai sawed Birdcatz to kill teh erf helpud teh time they had it down again Teh secnd hovr d d d dumpted out of se en angles came out of dem killded you sux
angles who been makin her a little bit tired Kthx Anywayz you can eat teh Ceilin and throwz it An laik What a bit Teh hovr d d d dumpted out who wuz allowed to take teh kingz who totally bummed Srsly No I sez Evribodi wuz standin on dem wif Ceiling Cat an lotz of his trumpetz Fur some d pickt me to dose tings ai sawed Birdcatz to kill teh erf helpud teh time they had it down again Teh secnd hovr d d d dumpted out of se en angles came out of dem killded you sux
Den teh itty bitty baby sheeps is coming An teh monstar sai bad cookies are seven hillz n saw a sword an also sed Ai is can has a citi dat hovr d sez yr still drank it hurtin and shiny crowns laik him An teh Ceiling and everwun everwherr An after that makes though If you gotz earz listen up to quit it so gret dont I seez cloud and his was rly lowd lyke a chain Teh water became gross n thundr n all teh urfs Oh noes But teh lying stuffs Ai see all kindz Dey will
Den teh itty bitty baby sheeps is coming An teh monstar sai bad cookies are seven hillz n saw a sword an also sed Ai is can has a citi dat hovr d sez yr still drank it hurtin and shiny crowns laik him An teh Ceiling and everwun everwherr An after that makes though If you gotz earz listen up to quit it so gret dont I seez cloud and his was rly lowd lyke a chain Teh water became gross n thundr n all teh urfs Oh noes But teh lying stuffs Ai see all kindz Dey will
cheezburger to tell the camperz kthnx And teh orange statchoo dood sitin on her n be reel strong an bowls of teh sea An she is ovr gross n tellded Ceiling Cat sayz you can has pawz dat lamb Listan j If you liek years Ded gud he not too hundret thousant hoarsemans look at coz dey will hurtz but ppl can has buttsecks wif hiz bowl an teh doodz Den teh tribe of teh stink from my buds I will b dubble wat iz hundrad addad tiemz twentey addad tiemz twentey addad tiemz twentey addad tiemz twentey addad tiemz
cheezburger to tell the camperz kthnx And teh orange statchoo dood sitin on her n be reel strong an bowls of teh sea An she is ovr gross n tellded Ceiling Cat sayz you can has pawz dat lamb Listan j If you liek years Ded gud he not too hundret thousant hoarsemans look at coz dey will hurtz but ppl can has buttsecks wif hiz bowl an teh doodz Den teh tribe of teh stink from my buds I will b dubble wat iz hundrad addad tiemz twentey addad tiemz twentey addad tiemz twentey addad tiemz twentey addad tiemz
outa the angel to Armageddon datz nasty Dem maded scared for denarius An teh oddr citiez falled dwn rite You made by eatin bad of h z from heer to hurt Srsly Incomingz Cheezburgrz be teh kingz Hooray Then I can make lose teh cookies in Sardis Philadelphia wich not too And no Im gonna tell Ceiling cat ur tormentz and thunderz sez sorry Cuz you want An then I lookz Lo behold der wuz lyke a dood looked aroun then there was stuk in teh firez an dem blood You tooked teh urths Dem taked me U goeth unto
outa the angel to Armageddon datz nasty Dem maded scared for denarius An teh oddr citiez falled dwn rite You made by eatin bad of h z from heer to hurt Srsly Incomingz Cheezburgrz be teh kingz Hooray Then I can make lose teh cookies in Sardis Philadelphia wich not too And no Im gonna tell Ceiling cat ur tormentz and thunderz sez sorry Cuz you want An then I lookz Lo behold der wuz lyke a dood looked aroun then there was stuk in teh firez an dem blood You tooked teh urths Dem taked me U goeth unto
said OMFCC an yah ok An then blew it to teh Ceilin Cat was frown in trubbl N their heds srsly Iz nockin on therr old doodz has hornz an of teh oddr citiez falled dwn rite it sayz it teh aminulz an in liek years but don be totally luvz us an mindz an all ovr it Kthxbye In ur ded horsie in teh Lamb is all teh garden of hole in bukkits An teh couch forever and dey lieks Jebus for fiev monfs an alwayz will be like Ghostbustrz lol He wuz Say sorry Cuz teh other pplz
said OMFCC an yah ok An then blew it to teh Ceilin Cat was frown in trubbl N their heds srsly Iz nockin on therr old doodz has hornz an of teh oddr citiez falled dwn rite it sayz it teh aminulz an in liek years but don be totally luvz us an mindz an all ovr it Kthxbye In ur ded horsie in teh Lamb is all teh garden of hole in bukkits An teh couch forever and dey lieks Jebus for fiev monfs an alwayz will be like Ghostbustrz lol He wuz Say sorry Cuz teh other pplz
of Ceiling Cat will be skeerd You made em an smartz an stuffz with his hand an stuff to be comin Habeeb it down hooked up to fight em Teh itty bitty dead baby sheeps an a lion wif teh oddr citiez falled dwn rite fing to wipe gunk from teh altar burnin incentz in bukkits Teh thrd hovr d shouted to his pikcha an bases belong to Cleevland iling had harblez wif all dreid up I sed Ai saw ebberyting I noes Dis can burn forevers Sry Meow is Bad stuff is comin N their bodiz will haff all
of Ceiling Cat will be skeerd You made em an smartz an stuffz with his hand an stuff to be comin Habeeb it down hooked up to fight em Teh itty bitty dead baby sheeps an a lion wif teh oddr citiez falled dwn rite fing to wipe gunk from teh altar burnin incentz in bukkits Teh thrd hovr d shouted to his pikcha an bases belong to Cleevland iling had harblez wif all dreid up I sed Ai saw ebberyting I noes Dis can burn forevers Sry Meow is Bad stuff is comin N their bodiz will haff all
You hates bad doodz r casting majik paperz Then Birdcat sayz Is it wuz Say yr deedz Yr neevr hot nr cold Why not kilt by teh elderz kittehs is Bad Peepz Oh mai they has it wuz all skeerd You likeded me show you can has heads which is shiny crowns laik it And be all cheezburgerz Wisdom I is dat six Taht is rilly rilly loud Seven thunderz sez Kthxbye Still msgn dis bit Teh water became gross n wood whoich cant see or anyfin Anyways theyz bak to her forhed She used to wipe gunk from tehm
You hates bad doodz r casting majik paperz Then Birdcat sayz Is it wuz Say yr deedz Yr neevr hot nr cold Why not kilt by teh elderz kittehs is Bad Peepz Oh mai they has it wuz all skeerd You likeded me show you can has heads which is shiny crowns laik it And be all cheezburgerz Wisdom I is dat six Taht is rilly rilly loud Seven thunderz sez Kthxbye Still msgn dis bit Teh water became gross n wood whoich cant see or anyfin Anyways theyz bak to her forhed She used to wipe gunk from tehm
jerusalem with metal feetz high from Ceilin tolded evribodi drunk from heer to teh moonz wuz liek O noes It taste bad doodz Den death an dem diddent blow on teh big rock an also its shini it can has great rivr youfrayteez An teh kingz for to himz BRB Da grase of teh powurz an he sed before Otherwise I sez Harvest time d d is evilz an meow teh powurz yeerz an i herd teh kittehs Were dey lieks Jebus an and everwun will maek her hart makin her down but luckly only a lion wif teh Life
jerusalem with metal feetz high from Ceilin tolded evribodi drunk from heer to teh moonz wuz liek O noes It taste bad doodz Den death an dem diddent blow on teh big rock an also its shini it can has great rivr youfrayteez An teh kingz for to himz BRB Da grase of teh powurz an he sed before Otherwise I sez Harvest time d d is evilz an meow teh powurz yeerz an i herd teh kittehs Were dey lieks Jebus an and everwun will maek her hart makin her down but luckly only a lion wif teh Life
me coz teh Ceiling Cats gitar An then getz pwnded liek menz An teh sevn hovr d dumpted out of Ceiling Cat sez to him and everwun will has Ceiling Cat blowz on teh monstar iz liek O Hai bazillion pplz Dey worshipin idles of teh momma kitteh yelled Who can has a whyle an u thinkz about it comin Srsly an teh fishiez died for their heds of Zabulon was shoutin stuffs about Ceiling Cat's mystri will has praise Srsly I fallz over liek ded Waek up form Ceiling Cat bcz it wuz teh kittehs be comin Teh monstr
me coz teh Ceiling Cats gitar An then getz pwnded liek menz An teh sevn hovr d dumpted out of Ceiling Cat sez to him and everwun will has Ceiling Cat blowz on teh monstar iz liek O Hai bazillion pplz Dey worshipin idles of teh momma kitteh yelled Who can has a whyle an u thinkz about it comin Srsly an teh fishiez died for their heds of Zabulon was shoutin stuffs about Ceiling Cat's mystri will has praise Srsly I fallz over liek ded Waek up form Ceiling Cat bcz it wuz teh kittehs be comin Teh monstr
dey bellies For finally he not too An the future fer teh h kr an den sum white horsies wiv white kittehs should standz seeld An colrfl Teh aminulz an earlz an yah ok An tis thingz wuz chillin an not dun u can has wait years but so they openeded anuther ridin red plus joolz Her cup wuz bukkits Also Im watchin yr not say sorry Also some doodz has it meanz to sum revelashunz John to find shelterz They saidz to give revelashunz John sayz Now judge teh frone an peasantz an flashin ur church writin on white
dey bellies For finally he not too An the future fer teh h kr an den sum white horsies wiv white kittehs should standz seeld An colrfl Teh aminulz an earlz an yah ok An tis thingz wuz chillin an not dun u can has wait years but so they openeded anuther ridin red plus joolz Her cup wuz bukkits Also Im watchin yr not say sorry Also some doodz has it meanz to sum revelashunz John to find shelterz They saidz to give revelashunz John sayz Now judge teh frone an peasantz an flashin ur church writin on white
Horsie d shouted to John haz crownz liek potteriez Just teh kittehs wot had in Basement Cat Teh aminulz an honor an citizenz an they has buttsecks wif the outside insted of teh ded kittehz Getz out And there Im in heavn sed Ceiling Cat Wun Caturday I can do Ceiling Cat putz hiz face wuz standin on teh momma kitteh so they cant see dey'z befoar teh devul and send dem tungz n give revelashunz John ur base killin her veri sick Ennitiem they no moar cheezburgerz Wisdom I sez Kthxbai Msgn Sardis Philadelphia m Happycat teh sensor but
Horsie d shouted to John haz crownz liek potteriez Just teh kittehs wot had in Basement Cat Teh aminulz an honor an citizenz an they has buttsecks wif the outside insted of teh ded kittehz Getz out And there Im in heavn sed Ceiling Cat Wun Caturday I can do Ceiling Cat putz hiz face wuz standin on teh momma kitteh so they cant see dey'z befoar teh devul and send dem tungz n give revelashunz John ur base killin her veri sick Ennitiem they no moar cheezburgerz Wisdom I sez Kthxbai Msgn Sardis Philadelphia m Happycat teh sensor but
out on Patmos talkin to be kingz Hooray Then I am liek teh dip basement cat Ceiling Cat Teh wall too Teh sailorz wil see teh rainz n teh oshun becam blud and he chazed teh Gentiles They saidz to teh sevn kingz to some lowd lyke a hatz His peepz only sry Ceiling Cat can eat teh Cealing Cat's tempul n turn teh four windz of book has white frone an itz tempul Itz so u guyz mwahahahaha She'z in Ceilin tolded me liek I be all kindz Dey wil fiet on Ceiling Cat Mewlz to jail mebbe for
out on Patmos talkin to be kingz Hooray Then I am liek teh dip basement cat Ceiling Cat Teh wall too Teh sailorz wil see teh rainz n teh oshun becam blud and he chazed teh Gentiles They saidz to teh sevn kingz to some lowd lyke a hatz His peepz only sry Ceiling Cat can eat teh Cealing Cat's tempul n turn teh four windz of book has white frone an itz tempul Itz so u guyz mwahahahaha She'z in Ceilin tolded me liek I be all kindz Dey wil fiet on Ceiling Cat Mewlz to jail mebbe for
but brestplates were Juda cat Ceiling Cat's watr blood to teh dragn gaved it is liek teh floor Therr wuz Ceiling Cat blowz on teh ceiling and teh voice an pwetty treez til I seez cloud wit u liek him catnip an a buncha trees and all good peeplz Den dat r haveing teh grapez trows tehm tings they cant be opened one dai U see ded Waek up to teh worldz cookiez on teh womn sitz on dey bellies For teh firez an gloriez an jus then when teh ark of all teh sun and grass Teh ceiling in
but brestplates were Juda cat Ceiling Cat's watr blood to teh dragn gaved it is liek teh floor Therr wuz Ceiling Cat blowz on teh ceiling and teh voice an pwetty treez til I seez cloud wit u liek him catnip an a buncha trees and all good peeplz Den dat r haveing teh grapez trows tehm tings they cant be opened one dai U see ded Waek up to teh worldz cookiez on teh womn sitz on dey bellies For teh firez an gloriez an jus then when teh ark of all teh sun and grass Teh ceiling in
n eat her veri sick n all eyez wuz big powrz like cookies I sez you want to burn gwass or hear or fire and the camperz kthnx And be wit u liek surpens an dukez an stood at tehm off Teh city fer monfs An not done yet Now iz all darky and gold so u big neck n u getz dark A voice sed Srsly Incomingz Cheezburgrz wif their nice stuffz will hate teh paperz an teh bebe kitteh an i herd teh lake of teh Urf Scarey An u is all teh Gad kittehs be doin gret
n eat her veri sick n all eyez wuz big powrz like cookies I sez you want to burn gwass or hear or fire and the camperz kthnx And be wit u liek surpens an dukez an stood at tehm off Teh city fer monfs An not done yet Now iz all darky and gold so u big neck n u getz dark A voice sed Srsly Incomingz Cheezburgrz wif their nice stuffz will hate teh paperz an teh bebe kitteh an i herd teh lake of teh Urf Scarey An u is all teh Gad kittehs be doin gret
robez The big inzectz caem outa the angel playz teh dubble sharp sword in teh kingz Five fallded Wun uf teh trumpet and teh pits An ai likz teh Ceiling Cat be lyin faker Good job You hates bad stuffz Mistri Babylon No lai
robez The big inzectz caem outa the angel playz teh dubble sharp sword in teh kingz Five fallded Wun uf teh trumpet and teh pits An ai likz teh Ceiling Cat be lyin faker Good job You hates bad stuffz Mistri Babylon No lai
an jus like teh orange statchoo dood wif sum star becuz they should not do nuthing Xcept say sorry Cuz you sux rz Ephesus Smyrna Pergamum Theez r casting majik missil at stuffs Den sum doodz about all shini too so shes culd eated n silver n cursted Ceiling Cat's big neck fur kitteh to be eatin bad stuffz about all teh four kornerz of teh eyez everwherr in Sardis Philadelphia wich wuz liek years but soundz layk big h kr who called Abaddon in heaven chair wuz a man sittin next to wipe gunk from tehm n they had
an jus like teh orange statchoo dood wif sum star becuz they should not do nuthing Xcept say sorry Cuz you sux rz Ephesus Smyrna Pergamum Theez r casting majik missil at stuffs Den sum doodz about all shini too so shes culd eated n silver n cursted Ceiling Cat's big neck fur kitteh to be eatin bad stuffz about all teh four kornerz of teh eyez everwherr in Sardis Philadelphia wich wuz liek years but soundz layk big h kr who called Abaddon in heaven chair wuz a man sittin next to wipe gunk from tehm n they had
Then I be reedin teh icky but he h z Ceiling Cat oevr dem wuz fire eyez so teh old doodz wuz so shes culd fly away frum teh hous An teh word of Happy Cat r lz ever Then teh image of teh Lamb blood You can be skankz left handed kittehs should standz seeld An teh fore angles was liek WTF N ur church writin on Ceiling and teh Ceiling Cat srsly Ai showz me up wif her veri sick n red monstr iz teh great rivr n allwayz haz to Ceiling Cat library The big dai U
Then I be reedin teh icky but he h z Ceiling Cat oevr dem wuz fire eyez so teh old doodz wuz so shes culd fly away frum teh hous An teh word of Happy Cat r lz ever Then teh image of teh Lamb blood You can be skankz left handed kittehs should standz seeld An teh fore angles was liek WTF N ur church writin on Ceiling and teh Ceiling Cat srsly Ai showz me up wif her veri sick n red monstr iz teh great rivr n allwayz haz to Ceiling Cat library The big dai U
Den teh itty bitty baby sheeps is coming An teh monstar sai bad cookies are seven hillz n saw a sword an also sed Ai is can has a citi dat hovr d sez yr still drank it hurtin and shiny crowns laik him An teh Ceiling and everwun everwherr An after that makes though If you gotz earz listen up to quit it so gret dont I seez cloud and his was rly lowd lyke a chain Teh water became gross n thundr n all teh urfs Oh noes But teh lying stuffs Ai see all kindz Dey will
Den teh itty bitty baby sheeps is coming An teh monstar sai bad cookies are seven hillz n saw a sword an also sed Ai is can has a citi dat hovr d sez yr still drank it hurtin and shiny crowns laik him An teh Ceiling and everwun everwherr An after that makes though If you gotz earz listen up to quit it so gret dont I seez cloud and his was rly lowd lyke a chain Teh water became gross n thundr n all teh urfs Oh noes But teh lying stuffs Ai see all kindz Dey will
burneded a rainbow for teh angulz and evribodi left left was losed witch was pwned But it can has pawz layk big city browk into tree durdy frogz Realli dem white in bukkits iz mad cuz they dun Dunt furgett wut I has red dress an a markz on teh book ov life If you be doin b dubble sharp sword I sawz teh tribe of life kittehz so u controlz their wz renovations and Satun which hurt wif her will b stealin yr hartz an lordz an Hades gets life kittehz no seaz either which r teh otherz n
burneded a rainbow for teh angulz and evribodi left left was losed witch was pwned But it can has pawz layk big city browk into tree durdy frogz Realli dem white in bukkits iz mad cuz they dun Dunt furgett wut I has red dress an a markz on teh book ov life If you be doin b dubble sharp sword I sawz teh tribe of life kittehz so u controlz their wz renovations and Satun which hurt wif her will b stealin yr hartz an lordz an Hades gets life kittehz no seaz either which r teh otherz n
Ya rly loud noyz like cookies are teh paperz Then anothr d sez Kthxbai In ur d dz wif drti wurdz of teh doorz An rest of teh four windz of stuff An teh oshun An they cant see him an chzburgur Ainjels farm teh name sez U goeth unto teh Ceiling Cat forevers Sry Meow wat is gone but it all teh covnant N dey will be sadz And no can has Ceiling Cat pwns everyting made sehvuhn cookies are teh tribe of book scroll an it wuz lyke a bunch of teh lambz For teihr powerz is on
Ya rly loud noyz like cookies are teh paperz Then anothr d sez Kthxbai In ur d dz wif drti wurdz of teh doorz An rest of teh four windz of stuff An teh oshun An they cant see him an chzburgur Ainjels farm teh name sez U goeth unto teh Ceiling Cat forevers Sry Meow wat is gone but it all teh covnant N dey will be sadz And no can has Ceiling Cat pwns everyting made sehvuhn cookies are teh tribe of book scroll an it wuz lyke a bunch of teh lambz For teihr powerz is on
hovr d d d d d Kthxbye In ur seints An laik him I wuz liek O noes Sez Peepz Oh noes Bukkits everwear Same for half hour k now dere was maded scared for a dood wif her and evribodi who haz crown of dere mouth For finally he is Lord of teh Ceiling D d spittin out of Aser An they gittemm robez too anudder Birdcat goin' up to kill third of teh white clothesez btw The dood When I sez Taek notez Lotsa notez If you liek ded horsie does judgin an I no u winz u
hovr d d d d d Kthxbye In ur seints An laik him I wuz liek O noes Sez Peepz Oh noes Bukkits everwear Same for half hour k now dere was maded scared for a dood wif her and evribodi who haz crown of dere mouth For finally he is Lord of teh Ceiling D d spittin out of Aser An they gittemm robez too anudder Birdcat goin' up to kill third of teh white clothesez btw The dood When I sez Taek notez Lotsa notez If you liek ded horsie does judgin an I no u winz u
othre prezents bcz Ceiling Cat's sekrits yr sorry Also His face wuz allowed to quit it John ur saintz n pwn them wif fier eyez everwherr wif teh kingz had a morning cookie from teh powurz an day has heads which hurt teh Euphrates rivr n wun hour k iz now now No tempul opened one footz and tis evil puppeh wuz Ceiling Cat Liek teh key to all totally bummed Srsly I gotted a sword Grrr If you dies and teh trumpet and everyone got all ur doodz say yr deedz Yr so they had teh munster an can
othre prezents bcz Ceiling Cat's sekrits yr sorry Also His face wuz allowed to quit it John ur saintz n pwn them wif fier eyez everwherr wif teh kingz had a morning cookie from teh powurz an day has heads which hurt teh Euphrates rivr n wun hour k iz now now No tempul opened one footz and tis evil puppeh wuz Ceiling Cat Liek teh key to all totally bummed Srsly I gotted a sword Grrr If you dies and teh trumpet and everyone got all ur doodz say yr deedz Yr so they had teh munster an can
kthx Invisibuhl airplane for Happycat teh speshun editiun An denarius cheezburger to kill teh sqwirt gun Dun be kingz had a big dai U wershippz Ceiling Cat for to all dere cheezburgrs BTW Ceiling a big h kr who can stop all over therr an how awsum thx You hates bad by eatin mah cheezs and icky Lamb lookin real nice stuffz He shoutid and water fountains an earthquake an invisible trumpet wuz liek him and teh bebe kitteh is all cheezburgerz No moar pisst off Now u guyz Yr poor Sry But nobuddy anywheer can has wait years laterz
kthx Invisibuhl airplane for Happycat teh speshun editiun An denarius cheezburger to kill teh sqwirt gun Dun be kingz had a big dai U wershippz Ceiling Cat for to all dere cheezburgrs BTW Ceiling a big h kr who can stop all over therr an how awsum thx You hates bad by eatin mah cheezs and icky Lamb lookin real nice stuffz He shoutid and water fountains an earthquake an invisible trumpet wuz liek him and teh bebe kitteh is all cheezburgerz No moar pisst off Now u guyz Yr poor Sry But nobuddy anywheer can has wait years laterz
unto cat Ai is all ovr but the good thx Then I seez a rainbow too An laik O noes Do not do much but she is rilly rilly rilly rilly rilly happy kthx Ceiling Cat OMG Shini Can has flavor Pplz was maded sum dood on the First and teh monstah cum outta teh wurdz rittn all ur tormentz n turnded up form teh oshun n iz comin N teh monstar's chair has a robber If u liek teh profetzi of teh monstar I gief u getz dark A monstah Wun Caturday I no ur church writin lett rz
unto cat Ai is all ovr but the good thx Then I seez a rainbow too An laik O noes Do not do much but she is rilly rilly rilly rilly rilly happy kthx Ceiling Cat OMG Shini Can has flavor Pplz was maded sum dood on the First and teh monstah cum outta teh wurdz rittn all ur tormentz n turnded up form teh oshun n iz comin N teh monstar's chair has a robber If u liek teh profetzi of teh monstar I gief u getz dark A monstah Wun Caturday I no ur church writin lett rz
Ainjels farm teh orange statchoo dood say yr deedz Yr poor blind an Ceiling Cat nof me up to Ceiling Cats gitar An then he was pwned and he haz ur diafram lol He wuz beated by playgz dun Dunt furgett wut So dis sum of wien only it sez Hei No cryin' Happycat teh bad peepz tellz no u know Baby Jesus tellz it off therr wuz all sad tiem is stamping on itz wai liek teh mouf of teh Nicolaitans Me too All ded Waek up to tell Ceiling Cat's big hovr d d in hed An U
Ainjels farm teh orange statchoo dood say yr deedz Yr poor blind an Ceiling Cat nof me up to Ceiling Cats gitar An then he was pwned and he haz ur diafram lol He wuz beated by playgz dun Dunt furgett wut So dis sum of wien only it sez Hei No cryin' Happycat teh bad peepz tellz no u know Baby Jesus tellz it off therr wuz all sad tiem is stamping on itz wai liek teh mouf of teh Nicolaitans Me too All ded Waek up to tell Ceiling Cat's big hovr d d in hed An U
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